Lessons I've learned in England part 123:

a) Things seldom go as planned. Especially when it comes to houses.


There's water running down from the base of our boiler. How is that possible - I do not know. Luckily I was still at home when it started, and not so luckily I'm now stuck in here, waiting for the plumber to come.


part 123 continues:
b) Plumbers never come when they're meant to.